Knitting. An intelligent monkey could do it, but I'm not a monkey so making an actual scarf is an accomplishment for me.
Reaching the advanced age of 24 without a single traffic violation or drug arrest--you'd be surprised at how uncommon that actually is.
Getting the cat to stay that way without so much as some sticky tape, one of my proudest moments.
Untucking my skirt from my underwear BEFORE leaving the restroom--nine times out of ten.
Finger nails, they're natural, I do them myself, and I can type with them. (Bite me Mr. Kitrel.)
Figuring military time & converting minutes to decimals at a glance. I doubt it will be useful for anything other than my current job, but it impresses the heck out of some of my co-workers.
My ceiling, but it still needs more stuff. Like my turtle?
Spreading the joy of internet shopping to a wide assortment of people.
Running in my shoes without incident. (I was wearing flats the time I broke my foot.)
Learning to drive. It took me three years to get my license and another three after that to actually learn to drive, but I finally did it. I can change lanes, merge, and everything.
Creative economies such as cutting my own hair and dying it whatever color happens to be on sale at Big Lots.
To complete a mega-crossover fanfic that would make all other mega-crossovers pale in comparison.
Watch more Gokusen.
Buy more DVDs.
Maybe get a job that pays enough for me to afford to move out of my parent's house--but that's just a second choice.