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Accomplishments:

  • Knitting. An intelligent monkey could do it, but I'm not a monkey so making an actual scarf is an accomplishment for me.
Knitting Monkey
  • Reaching the advanced age of 24 without a single traffic violation or drug arrest--you'd be surprised at how uncommon that actually is.
  • Getting the cat to stay that way without so much as some sticky tape, one of my proudest moments.
Yoga Kat
  • Untucking my skirt from my underwear BEFORE leaving the restroom--nine times out of ten.
  • Finger nails, they're natural, I do them myself, and I can type with them. (Bite me Mr. Kitrel.)
Silver Nails
  • Figuring military time & converting minutes to decimals at a glance. I doubt it will be useful for anything other than my current job, but it impresses the heck out of some of my co-workers.
  • My ceiling, but it still needs more stuff. Like my turtle?
Ceiling
  • Spreading the joy of internet shopping to a wide assortment of people.
  • Running in my shoes without incident. (I was wearing flats the time I broke my foot.)
My Favorite Shoes
  • Learning to drive. It took me three years to get my license and another three after that to actually learn to drive, but I finally did it. I can change lanes, merge, and everything.
  • Creative economies such as cutting my own hair and dying it whatever color happens to be on sale at Big Lots.
Me

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